Oscar Fernandez

Yo.^I’m throwing on my louvittons!

Today was awesome!^I met my sugar mama on craigslist! I just have to stand there and be gorgeous all day. Its awesome!

Odd job found on craigslist^Going because i like new adventures and money and weirdos lol.

If you believe that than darling you’ll better run. ^Cos you’ll never be a covergirl. Just facing fact. Your face isn’t right.

Awake.^good morning

wow beyonce murdered sweet dreams^acoustic version. Wows wows wows wows

I love Steve Perry, thank you. THANK YOU. ^He’s my singing inspiration.

Oww^I can’t feel my face.

Instructions for Life by The Dalai Lama

I liked this.

1. Take into account that great love and great achievements involve great risk.
2. When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
3. Follow the three R’s: 
   -  Respect for self, 
   -  Respect for others and 
   -  Responsibility for all your actions.
4. Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
5. Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
6. Don’t let a little dispute injure a great relationship.
7. When you realize you’ve made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.
8. Spend some time alone every day.
9. Open your arms to change, but don’t let go of your values.
10. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
11. Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and 
    think back, you’ll be able to enjoy it a second time.
12. A loving atmosphere in your home is the foundation for your life.
13. In disagreements with loved ones, deal only with the current situation. Don’t bring up the past.
14. Share your knowledge. It is a way to achieve immortality.
15. Be gentle with the earth.
16. Once a year, go someplace you’ve never been before.
17. Remember that the best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other.
18. Judge your success by what you had to give up in order to get it.
19. If you want others to be happy, practice compassion.
20. If you want to be happy, practice compassion.

Although

aidahopotatoes:

i should be finishing up my paper right about now i decided to take a few to write on tumblr. Have been definitely neglecting it so i’d thought i’d show it some love. (btw my paper is almost done; got one more paragraph to go!) Anyhow, i was having this whole conversation last night with carolina about something there and it made me think… alot… Females are evil. Yes i know coming from one of the biggest feminist on earth; hard to believe. But i have to awknowledge that we are. Even though we do get our hearts broken we fail to realize ladies that we are just as bad as them. Remember that guy that treated you like a queen but you couldnt get past his dorky look, or horrible style??? Well im sure he went home and shed a tear or two. We can be really sneaky and conniving and just plain ol’ mean. Don’t deny it, you know you’ve had a laugh or two with your girlfriend about how he brought you those shoes and you never returned his calls!! Well i guess thats what they mean by the power of the pussy.